when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago
"reverse racism" lol
Reverse racism is real, right? Because worrying about getting gunned down for no reason at all and left in the street is the same as a Starbucks joke, right? Because being called “annoying” is the same as living in a society systematically against you right? Because having to work twice as hard to just get half is just as unfair as minority scholarships right?
"Certain things they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone"
- Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe